Hyper Crush is a trio from L.A. with a long-ass bio that has almost entirely no facts in it at all. Charming. To quote directly,

Behold the greatest 50s doo-wop electro hip hop group from the 80s of all time. Three shit faced extra terrestrials known amongst the elite simply as Donny, Preston and Holly. A couple of real gentlemen and one broad with a steady diet of cotton candy and flat soda pop to calm the nerves. Hyper Crush is part of San Fernando Valley’s aristocratic super elite known as “Le Brethren De Molak” and are said to have ties with such people as Ralph Machio and the ever elusive Corey Haim.

Despite the cluttered mash-up of 50s, 80s, electro, hip hop and the occasional Delorian reference, these three seem to make it work. Of course, it could just be Holly’s massive boobage, but who am I to judge. In any case, almost every track Hyper Crush has come up with so far is near impeccable and totally dance-worthy! My favorite is Candy Store, a sweet tune with a bit of doo-wop throwback.

Hyper Crush - Candy Store
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Hyper Crush - Disco Tech
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Hyper Crush - Robo Tech
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